Stuff Companies Can't Do

There are some things any group of people large enough to have its own budget can't do.

Mind you, they CAN and do act in their own self-interest, but a collective being's "self" is different from a person's.

Think about it: How do groups of people make decisions? What priorities are declared? What priorities are created but not voiced aloud?



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Admitting A Fad Is Over

This is a bit specific.

A company can't admit a management fad is over, unless some major change in personnel at the top has happened.

So, to cite a famous fictitious example, the only way you know you've stopped fighting Eurasia is when they start the marketing for the battle with Eastasia.




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Companies Can't Apologize

A company rep can express regret, but a company can't convincingly express sorrow.



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